You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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