so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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