How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Small penises have feelings too.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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