I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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