the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Holy sore nipples Batman
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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