Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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