you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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