I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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