Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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