I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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