I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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