There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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