new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I could make wine with my vomit
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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