Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
it glows. i had to have it.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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