No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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