2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
We have so much sex to catch up on
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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