This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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