Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
