I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
