The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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