hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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