Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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