remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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