This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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