how can u be prego again
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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