I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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