So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
