he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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