I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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