Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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