you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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