is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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