I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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