why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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