you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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