just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
