I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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