Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
dude. I can hear the air.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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