yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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