So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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