There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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