Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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