so explain again why im purple
no
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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