its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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