So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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