So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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