i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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