Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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