Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
a search helicopter?!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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