Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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